We welcome Charlie Dickerson, defender, native of Norwich, England, or as he’ll be known henceforth, Chazza. A proper centre half. BIG EAST pedigree. Started every match. Anchored a back line. Words that already feel reassuring.

A league so afraid of structure, logic, and consequence that it managed to invent a month-long, best-of-three first round, only to then switch to single elimination.