The England Snob

Stoppage time is either a cruel injustice or a glorious gift from the footballing gods. The determining factor is not the laws of the game, the referee, or even the amount of time actually wasted. The determining factor is whether your team benefits from it.

We welcome Charlie Dickerson, defender, native of Norwich, England, or as he’ll be known henceforth, Chazza. A proper centre half. BIG EAST pedigree. Started every match. Anchored a back line. Words that already feel reassuring.